2025 CHECK-IN

Hank, welcome to the 2025 Ale House League season, our 15th season! Below are the leagues you were in last year, along with the draft day/time for each.

You are successfully checked in for 2025. See you on Draft Day!

  • AHL 1 - $80
    Saturday, August 23 @ 10:00 am
    Live at Ale House
  • AHL 2 - $80
    Saturday, August 23 @ 1:00 pm
    Live at Ale House
  • AHL 5 - $80
    Saturday, August 30 @ 1:00 pm
    Live at Ale House
  • BTS - $100
    Monday, September 1 @ 6:00 pm
    Online Only (Yahoo)

All-Time Record

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Franchise Regular Season Playoffs Finish
Name Founded Wins Losses % Freq. Bye freq. Wins Losses % 1st 2nd 3rd Top 3 Avg.
Rock Paper Sizzurp 2016 219 229 .489 .455 .121 11 12 .478 3 1 2 6 6.70

All-Time Results

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Season Team Regular Season Playoffs Finish MVP
Wins Losses % Wins Losses %
2024 BTS Thunderlips Balboa 3 11 .214 - - - 10 -
2024 AHL 5 Oliver Holz 5 9 .357 - - - 7 -
2024 AHL 1 Da Kine Sloped Roof 8 6 .571 0 1 .000 6 -
2024 AHL 2 Rumpleforeskin 6 8 .429 - - - 7 -
2023 BTS 2 Emma K Ultra 5 9 .357 - - - 11 -
2023 BTS Ann Unaki 5 9 .357 - - - 9 -
2023 AHL 5 Stank Williams Jr 7 7 .500 - - - 9 -
2023 AHL 2 ChadGPT 10 4 .714 0 1 .000 4 -
2023 AHL 1 Bill Dingseven 10 4 .714 0 1 .000 6 -
2022 BTS 2 Thicc Flair 7 7 .500 - - - 7 -
2022 BTS Thicc Flair 2 12 .143 - - - 7 -
2022 AHL 5 One Cheek Sneak 6 8 .429 - - - 12 -
2022 AHL 2 Hugh Jenvainey 4 10 .286 - - - 12 -
2022 AHL 1 Norma Skock 6 8 .429 - - - 7 -
2021 BTS Thicc Flair 9 5 .643 3 0 1.000 1 Austin Ekeler
2021 BTS 2 Thicc Flair 10 4 .714 0 1 .000 3 -
2021 AHL 5 The QAnon Shamen 7 7 .500 0 1 .000 5 -
2021 AHL 2 Hugh Jenvainey 6 8 .429 - - - 9 -
2021 AHL 1 Baba Yaga 8 6 .571 2 1 .667 2 -
2020 AHL 5 Huevos con Chorizo 5 8 .385 - - - 7 -
2020 AHL 2 Hugh Jenvainey 7 6 .538 0 1 .000 5 -
2020 AHL 1 Early Bird Special 6 7 .462 - - - 10 -
2020 BTS 2 Thicc Flair 9 4 .692 0 1 .000 3 -
2020 BTS Thicc Flair 7 6 .538 3 0 1.000 1 Jonathan Taylor
2019 AHL 2 Hugh Jenvainey 6 7 .462 - - - 11 -
2019 AHL 1 Early Bird Special 7 6 .538 0 1 .000 6 -
2019 BTS Jenny Tulls 4 9 .308 - - - 12 -
2018 AHL 2 Hugh Jenvainey 10 3 .769 3 0 1.000 1 Julio Jones
2018 AHL 1 Early Bird Special 9 4 .692 0 1 .000 4 -
2018 BTS One in da stink 6 7 .462 - - - 7 -
2017 AHL 2 Spearmint Rhinos 6 7 .462 - - - 8 -
2017 BTS One in da stink 7 6 .538 0 1 .000 6 -
2016 AHL 2 Spearmint Rhinos 6 7 .462 0 1 .000 6 -

Head-to-Head Records

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Manager Franchise Regular Season Playoffs Total
W L % W L % W L %
?? 12th Man 0 1 .000 0 0 .000 0 1 .000
?? Kicking Dolphins 0 1 .000 0 0 .000 0 1 .000
?? Mother Hubbard 1 0 1.000 0 0 .000 1 0 1.000
Aaron LUCKmyballs!!!!! 0 1 .000 0 0 .000 0 1 .000
Adrien RedNgold10 1 0 1.000 0 0 .000 1 0 1.000
Alika BALLSCHWETTY 16 11 .593 1 0 1.000 17 11 .607
Allen Ghost Monkeys 7 9 .438 0 0 .000 7 9 .438
Aukai FRUIT OF THE LOOMS 10 5 .667 0 0 .000 10 5 .667
Bangatrax Team Foreela 1 0 1.000 0 0 .000 1 0 1.000
Betsy ErryDayI'mRussellin 9 14 .391 1 0 1.000 10 14 .417
Big Mike Big Mike 2 5 .286 1 0 1.000 3 5 .375
Brandon 808 Orange 5 7 .417 0 0 .000 5 7 .417
Braxton Taco Corp 4 3 .571 0 0 .000 4 3 .571
Cory Slap My Bitches Up! 6 6 .500 0 1 .000 6 7 .462
Dane Bust Edwards 3 2 .600 0 0 .000 3 2 .600
Devin Coffee and Donuts 3 3 .500 0 1 .000 3 4 .429
Dewayne cuzzin-sho-no-luv 3 1 .750 0 0 .000 3 1 .750
Dustin DoYouReallyWantToHurtsMe 0 2 .000 0 0 .000 0 2 .000
Frank Lone Star Cowboys 0 1 .000 0 0 .000 0 1 .000
Gil GIL T PLEASURES 9 5 .643 0 1 .000 9 6 .600
Henry linghenrt6 1 0 1.000 0 0 .000 1 0 1.000
Jacob JACOB's Team 1 6 .143 0 0 .000 1 6 .143
Jason Freshfromkally 3 5 .375 0 1 .000 3 6 .333
Jeremy Who U Kiddin’ 1 4 .200 0 0 .000 1 4 .200
Jordache Show Me Some TD's 1 1 .500 0 0 .000 1 1 .500
Joshua Mr. Fantasy 20 14 .588 0 0 .000 20 14 .588
Kai Bingo Bango 3 2 .600 0 0 .000 3 2 .600
Kelly Kelepilepsy's Kickers 2 2 .500 0 0 .000 2 2 .500
Kimo Country We Strong 1 2 .333 0 0 .000 1 2 .333
Kyle MAK-TOWN SOULJAS 2 2 .500 0 1 .000 2 3 .400
Kyle W Orange crush 2 5 .286 0 0 .000 2 5 .286
Larry BIGDOGS 2 0 1.000 0 1 .000 2 1 .667
Likeke Blessed Era 5 3 .625 2 0 1.000 7 3 .700
Maile Kerryon Wayward sons 0 1 .000 0 0 .000 0 1 .000
Mandy Mandodos 5 6 .455 0 1 .000 5 7 .417
Mary BigBallBustaz 5 1 .833 0 0 .000 5 1 .833
Mateo Moist Pork 9 7 .563 1 0 1.000 10 7 .588
McLeod Mcleod9 1 3 .250 0 0 .000 1 3 .250
Mel Aint got TDs like me 1 1 .500 0 1 .000 1 2 .333
Michael Super Trubisky's 14 28 .333 1 2 .333 15 30 .333
Mikey 2 Coopers 1 Kupp 1 1 .500 0 0 .000 1 1 .500
Nicole RondALEs house 1 1 .500 0 0 .000 1 1 .500
PHAT Tony TJ's Donkey Punchers 4 3 .571 0 0 .000 4 3 .571
RJ Inurmouth 5 4 .556 0 0 .000 5 4 .556
Rob Kamara-nara Sauce!!! 1 4 .200 0 1 .000 1 5 .167
Ross HeHateMe 14 15 .483 2 0 1.000 16 15 .516
Ryan GMEN 12 13 .480 0 0 .000 12 13 .480
Tom Terrible Tom 14 16 .467 2 1 .667 16 17 .485
Tristan Con3 Mongoose 1 0 1.000 0 0 .000 1 0 1.000
Wendy Goin Hard 7 1 .875 0 0 .000 7 1 .875
Zooks rafiSTILLrulesfootball 0 1 .000 0 0 .000 0 1 .000